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🎶I'm too 6E for this plane, too 6E for this seat, too 6E for this tray taaaaaable! 🎶 If you think I'm 6E and you want my body, come on sugar, tell me so! 🔥🎵
SUCH a great show last nite in Chch. If I were a spoilt vandal, I’d have considered a mic drop, but I have too much respect for the fragility of beautiful microphones — especially the capsule — so at most, I was tempted to do a gent
SUCH a great show last nite in Chch. If I were a spoilt vandal, I'd have considered a mic drop, but I have too much respect for the fragility of beautiful microphones -- especially the capsule -- so at most, I was tempted to do a careful mic lowering
A piece I wrote for the Herald yesterday — the tour hits Auckland this week. https://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/raybon-kan-picks-classic-hits-from-three-decades-of-stand-up-comedy/DMCHLRF6QREXHDFYAXRYJY4PMQ/
First nite on tour — and I’m greeted by this sight in the bathroom. Why is the loo glowing like the briefcase in Pulp Fiction? Is it a reading light for someone with an unusual reading position? Where are the paranormal cops when you need
I'm stoked the first show of the tour is SOLD OUT in CHCH. Tickets still avail in Chch for Sat Oct 11. Then onwards to Auckland, Palmy, Whanganui, New Plymouth, Wellington, Levin and Paraparaumu. Find tickets at https://linktr.ee/raybonkan
Thanks to The Press for this write-up about the tour. Opening shows this Fri & Sat in Chch, then Auckland next week. Read all about it! https://linktr.ee/raybonkan https://www.thepost.co.nz/culture/360839393/raybon-kan-goes-after-hard-laughs-anni
who says there's no entertainment on regional flights
And speaking of cowardice, what sort of Government refuses to tell its own people their stance on Palestine -- until they announce it at the UN, as if they're opening an envelope at some awards ceremony? #nzpol #freepalestine🇵🇸
Throwback Thursday. At the turn of the millennium I went to a few Canadian fringe festivals. In those olden times, you traveled with postcards to use as flyers. When did u last send a postcard? (Ask an AI to ask Google what a postcard is.)