AHHH, Wellington, location of my residence, capital of my country, issuer of my passport. To perform shows in the city where I live, conjures deep feelings of handiness, convenience and simplicity of transport. If you too share the uncanny bond with me of being in the approximate same vicinity, then this show is almost written for you. It will speak to you in ways that only people who don't have to travel far, will understand. Bookings are available on our locally-sourced, artisanal booking website, Eventfinder. It's a little hipster, very progressive, and has all the right attitudes towards human rights, deep ocean oil exploration, coffee technique and bees.