DUD! I'm packing my mittens to perform at Ironic, August 17 and 18. I wonder, is this a bar with 10,000 spoons, when all you need is a knife? (Jokes will be better on the night.) Click HERE to book tickets for Dunedin via Eventfinder.

Looking forward to this immensely. No irony there.

So, wrap up warm, light the couch and let's jointly enjoy the warmth of chattering teeth. It will be ha-ha-ha-pothermic.

See you soon.