Racism - what’s it good for? Well, obviously it’s very good for entrenching injustice, but apart from that, in this day and age, racism is one of the most evil of evils. Nobody wants to be accused of racism. Even racists. Especially racists. (Indeed, the only people who own up to even a passing dash of racism, are those least guilty of it.) But what to do when you’re worried that somebody might suspect you of racism, but there isn’t anybody foreigny-looking nearby, whom you can quickly embrace for a photo?
Have I got the solution for you: my Official Mug of Non-Racism®. Like an Official Certificate, but more practical with coffee, and more natural for you to hold at all times. If you’re casually, morally, decently sipping a beverage from this equal-opportunity receptacle, you’ll be so Officially Non-Racist, it’ll be like you’re posing for a Benetton commercial on board the Starship Enterprise.
(Note: Official Mug of Non-Racism® Only Available In White.)