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So the Germans have produced an Aids awareness ad in which Hitler has sex with a hot woman. Well, Hitler’s the surprise reveal at the end. It’s not like the ad opens on Hitler, in bed, ranting, giving a speech, while a sepia map of a nude woman uses cartoon arrows to indicate Hitler’s artillery, [...]

It bothers me that Malawi won’t let Madonna adopt that little baby girl Mercy. Maybe if it was all anonymous, it might be OK. Maybe if there’d been a group of orphans (finalists if you like) it might have been less hurtful. It would be less cruel if no single orphan knew they were the [...]

This week I have been the victim of street crime. I was pickpocketed in London. I lost my entire wallet: credit cards, eftpos cards, driver’s licence. Fortunately, I still have my passport, so I was able to go to the bank the next day, and prove I am the owner of that account — yes [...]

Say it isn’t so. The Police actually asked two psychics for help on a murder case? Good grief. Please tell me that was just a press release from Sensing Murder. In the article, I read a cop saying he was on the fence about psychics. Please, no. Don’t be on the fence about psychics. You [...]