Stumbled across this. (Wasn’t searching for lion-tiger intercourse.) A faithful, patient dog is breastfeeding the offspring of a male lion and a female tiger. (Both actual parents, felines, have absconded.) Wrong on so many levels. First, lions and tigers? As the Bible says, “That ain’t right.” Noah’s Ark isn’t some swingers’ key party. I saw [...]
On the bright side, Kyle Chapman denies being a racist. The message has gotten through — even to a white supremacist — that racism is a bad look. In years past, he wouldn’t have bothered denying racism. Why would he? Other races spoiling this neat and tidy landscape: that’s his core value. And he’s hardly [...]
Raybon’s new show is coming to Auckland and Wellington in May: part of the 2011 New Zealand International Comedy Festival. AWESOME $ECRETS OF WINNING THRU £AZINESS* *Or What Would A Panda Do? Tactical Laziness Connoisseur Raybon Kan shows how to achieve All Your Goals the E-Z Way!!! $$$!!!!! Get a Million Dollars! All at once! [...]
Hi there you! Yes, you. Welcome! Thanks for finding this page. Hopefully you’re here on purpose — unless you got ambushed by my clever use of metatags. I haven’t blogged in months, so this is a note to say hi. If you’re interested in my occasional ramblings, I now micro-ramble on Twitter (@RaybonKan) so you’ll [...]
I don’t want to listen to Tiger Woods’ phone messages. The media in 2009 is an outrage. Did Henry VIII have to deal with this kind of invasion? Caesar? Elvis? In my view, Tiger Woods has behaved impeccably, and utterly without reproach, in the relevant category: Superstars Married To Someone Hot But Not Famous. I [...]
So the new version of Fame is out. Matter of time, I suppose. (There are probably 1980s weather forecasts in Hollywood development.) “Fame costs and right here is where you start paying.” Error 1: Fame is somehow linked to training in the performing arts. Obviously this doesn’t apply today. The way to be a household [...]
So the Germans have produced an Aids awareness ad in which Hitler has sex with a hot woman. Well, Hitler’s the surprise reveal at the end. It’s not like the ad opens on Hitler, in bed, ranting, giving a speech, while a sepia map of a nude woman uses cartoon arrows to indicate Hitler’s artillery, [...]
It bothers me that Malawi won’t let Madonna adopt that little baby girl Mercy. Maybe if it was all anonymous, it might be OK. Maybe if there’d been a group of orphans (finalists if you like) it might have been less hurtful. It would be less cruel if no single orphan knew they were the [...]
This week I have been the victim of street crime. I was pickpocketed in London. I lost my entire wallet: credit cards, eftpos cards, driver’s licence. Fortunately, I still have my passport, so I was able to go to the bank the next day, and prove I am the owner of that account — yes [...]
Say it isn’t so. The Police actually asked two psychics for help on a murder case? Good grief. Please tell me that was just a press release from Sensing Murder. In the article, I read a cop saying he was on the fence about psychics. Please, no. Don’t be on the fence about psychics. You [...]
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